Best boy being rechristened? :O
Rumors have it that "He-who-must-not-be-named" is addressing our best boy as Elk of late. We bring to you the latest of the news to expose this fact.
Our sleuths covered the entire crime scene on the 4th floor of National Instruments office at Koramangala. They spoke to eye (or rather ear) witnesses and it is now confirmed that best boy is also called Elk. "He-who-must-not-be-named" has categorically denied any allegations that this rechristening was planned on 4th of September in the team meeting.
This bizarre phenomenon was explained by "He-who-must-not-be-named" himself. On being asked how the name was chosen, "He-who-must-not-be-named" replied with a rather curt reply that an elk was some kind of "deer" and since our best boy was "dear" to all, he was named "Elk". Our sources are not convinced with the answer though it makes sense. Stay with us as we unravel the mystery and bring out the secrets behind the rechristening.
Our sleuths covered the entire crime scene on the 4th floor of National Instruments office at Koramangala. They spoke to eye (or rather ear) witnesses and it is now confirmed that best boy is also called Elk. "He-who-must-not-be-named" has categorically denied any allegations that this rechristening was planned on 4th of September in the team meeting.
This bizarre phenomenon was explained by "He-who-must-not-be-named" himself. On being asked how the name was chosen, "He-who-must-not-be-named" replied with a rather curt reply that an elk was some kind of "deer" and since our best boy was "dear" to all, he was named "Elk". Our sources are not convinced with the answer though it makes sense. Stay with us as we unravel the mystery and bring out the secrets behind the rechristening.
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